The Shockeroos

The poor Australian football team. Losing 4 – 0 to Germany in the opening match of their world cup campaign will be a loss too far, it seems. At least if they are dubbed the ‘Shockeroos’, it will grate less in the minds of real football supporters than their current team nickname – the Socceroos. Football is football, not soccer. Even that Americanism, ‘soccer mom’, is more palatable than ‘Socceroos’.

A win was always impossible against Germany; a draw would have been biblical; a 1 – 0 loss would have been thought proud; but 4 – 0… Blame has to be found. And it looks like the team’s Dutch coach, Pim Verbeek, is the one. He made selection errors, it is claimed, and no one is prepared to forgive him. This is a sad state for this rakish and charismatic man to find himself in. How quickly the tide of public sentiment has turned against ‘Aussie Pim’, as he came to be known during his brief but very media-friendly engagement to Lleyton Hewitt.

Western Samoan footballer, Tim Cahill, who was sent off in the game’s 56th minute, will now miss Australia’s next must-win match against Ghana, known colloquially as the ‘Black Stars’. Cahill, or ‘Aussie Tim’ as he became popularly known during his brief but much admired engagement to Australian tennis ace, Lleyton Hewitt, seems the only player in the squad likely to score, and a 0 – 0 result against Ghana will not do.

But how amusing would it be if from Group F, the New Zealanders - I'm sorry, the All Whites - should get through to the next round...